Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Into the Void


This is not a celebrity gossip blog. I must state that clearly to myself and to those new to here because it is starting to look like one. I am a political person who is just completely bored with the political scene right now. This lull in politics just happens to have coincided with my starting of my own blog. What are the odds of that? Five years of daily new stories, each more shocking than the one before and once I start my own page….NOTHING!

Thanks a whole bunch world leaders! It is your fault I am writing about Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton. Can’t just one of you please do something noble or stupid so I can have something else to talk about? Please? I’ll give you a dollar. I’ll clean your room AND do your homework. All you have to do is something. I think you can handle that.

Tony Snow? Paging Tony Snow. Please, you have been great for setting me off. Say something again. How about Rummy explains why Iraq is going so well? Bush, can you tell me more about how you are spreading democracy? Condi, make some peace in the Middle East. Israel, stop doing everything; same for you Lebanon. You have done enough already.

5 comments:

Serena said...

Kan, vis-a-vis stupid politicians, here are three words for you: George Allen. Virginia.

Unknown said...

I just bookmarked that guy. I owe you. How could I have not known about him? He is a goldmine. French, Republican, mother hated America, violent growing up. HE is going to have to be my weekend project. Too much there for a weeknight.
Thanks Serena. SO much more fun than Kathrine Harris.

Serena said...

De nada. I'd start off with headlining the "macaca" remark and let 'er rip from there.

Rex Zeitgeist said...

Did anyone see the wierdo that was following George Allen around? When did stalking become a political become acceptable?.....oh yea......Sheehan.....

Rex Zeitgeist said...

When did stalking become political acceptable?*