"I need you to do me a big favor"
These are possibly the worst words to ever hear your boss say. Your boss orders you. When they are asking you for a favor, it means it is something that is beyond even what they can order you to do. Today's favor was to drive some equipment up to our other lab. Normally a one hour drive, only she asked me to do it at 4pm on a Friday in Miami. For those not here, you get further sleeping than you do driving at 4pm on a Friday in Miami. And I had only three cigarettes too. It was not going to be a happy drive and it was not one. I think I averaged 5MPH the entire time; 7 when traffic was moving.
None of that matters now though because I am home, I am getting intoxicated and it is now Friday!!!