Tuesday, August 23, 2011

To the tune of "Wanted Dead or Live" by Bon Jovi

It's all the same
Only the names have changed
Our economy
It seems its wasting away
Another four year term
Is what he asks of us
But when we question "where's the change"
His supporters raise a fuss

He's Obama
With Bush's policies he will rule
And you will support him
Because you're a weak-minded fool
Yeah He's Obama
No matter what he has the Left on his side
And you'll support him
Because he has you petrified
Has you petrified

Sometimes he says one thing
And then he does the opposite
And as the Congress fights
On his hands he sits
His positions are everywhere
And impossible to pin down
He'll tell you he'll do one thing
And then turn it all around

He's Obama
With Bush's policies he will rule
And you will support him
Because you're a weak-minded fool
Yeah He's Obama
No matter what he has the Left on his side
And you'll support him
Because he has you petrified
Has you petrified

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Nobody Will Agree With This, But...

The first song in the new Obama musical:


Anything Bush can screw
I can screw better
I can screw anything better than you
I'll take a recession
And cause a depression
And I will blame it squarely on you


(No you can't)
Yes I can
(No you can't)
Yes I CAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

So you want to close Gitmo
Well now then you know
I will say yes, but keep it anyway
And now the Patriot Act
Never mind the fact
I promised it would end after my election day


Yes anything Bush did screw
I will screw better
I will screw everything better than him
If you still support me
HA, that's your fallacy
I can't believe so many people are so incredibly dim



To the tune of "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton

Would you want to remain
If there was no beer in Heaven
Would you act the same
If you knew you would be sober in Heaven
I hope its wrong; eternity's too long
Cause I know I don't belong
(without) Beers in Heaven


Would you still be good
If there was no beer in Heaven
Do you think G-d would
Disallow liquid peace in Heaven
That is not right; G-d's too uptight
Cause I won't spend a single night
(without) Beers in Heaven

Friday, August 12, 2011

To the tune of People are People by Depeche Mode

If Corporations are people
Then why should it be
Wal-Mart and I get treated
So differently
If Corporations are people
Then why should it be
Wal-Mart and I get treated
So differently

I pay my taxes in full
And always on time
I pay a dollar in taxes
To every one of your dimes
You get a voice as an individual
Now you want one for your cash
As Politicians bend backwards for a piece
Of your stash

I can't understand
Why we let the government
Give to corporations
What they give to man

If Corporations are people
Then why should it be
Wal-Mart and I get treated
So differently

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Sorry Ruskies

My blog seems to have been taken over by some Russians having a conversation in Russian and it is annoying me to no ends. I have put moderation back on to stop this. I will talk about my leg later, but I just got to work.