Nobody Will Agree With This, But...

The first song in the new Obama musical:


Anything Bush can screw
I can screw better
I can screw anything better than you
I'll take a recession
And cause a depression
And I will blame it squarely on you


(No you can't)
Yes I can
(No you can't)
Yes I CAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

So you want to close Gitmo
Well now then you know
I will say yes, but keep it anyway
And now the Patriot Act
Never mind the fact
I promised it would end after my election day


Yes anything Bush did screw
I will screw better
I will screw everything better than him
If you still support me
HA, that's your fallacy
I can't believe so many people are so incredibly dim