Sunday, February 18, 2007

Choose Your Own Story: Adventure Three



Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
Britney Spears Britney Spears
Spears Spears Britney Britney


Honestly, I got nothing. I think it is a case of comment overload or something. The standard "what the fuck" springs to mind. There is also a strong feeling of "I must get the headlines back from that dead bitch Anna" going on here as well. Sorry I cursed here, but sometimes it is needed. This would be one of those times.

10 comments:

RexZeitgiest said...

Hey Kan! Liquid had a good point over at the PWZ....Maybe Brittney wanted to kill two stones with one bush.....

In other words, getting her face back on the front page and getting rid of any incriminating evidence from her hair......i.e. drug use...

Besides, its not like we have wars or stuff happening....Anna and Brittney fill the void between non binding congressional votes...

Kanrei said...

So its like a civil service?

The evidence of the drug use has yet to come above her head I would think.

Scary Monster said...

Brittney now reminds me of The Kurgan from Highlander. Do you think the next step is to cut off her head?

RexZeitgiest said...

She has became a pathetic sight....It seems as if the higher Justin Timberlake rises, Brittney falls...

How long until she loses her kids?

RexZeitgiest said...

She looks like the banjo kid from 'Deliverance'.....

Roxan said...

Well, it is much easier to wash and with two small children what mom has time to go to the salon?
Or someone said she looks like Lindsey. I'd shave my head too if someone said that. LOL

Southern Writer said...

Who is Britney?

Southern Writer said...

Okay, yes, I know who she is. I just don't care what the little twit does.

littlebirdblue said...

You know I've been boycotting fluff media posts...

But Go Fug Yourself has a "Letter of Truth", in which Pseudo-Britney says,

"Aren't you happy that I'm not all showing you if the rugs match the curtains anymore? (PS: NOW THEY DO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I'm tired.)"

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2007/02/letter_of_truth.html


P.S. I'm assuming everyone's seen the pictures of B.'s last public baldness.

Kanrei said...

I had the Hare Krishna song in my head once I saw the pictures and it would not leave me until I posted something.

LBB,
That is funny as hell. The attic really does match the basement now.