Friday, June 08, 2007

Scary Monster's Challenge

A Polish woman marries a Greek man. Before the wedding the Polish woman's mother gave her a warning about Greek men.

"He is going to ask things of you," she said, "and I want you to promise me right here and now that you will never ever allow him to turn you over in bed. Never!"

"I promise mom," the daughter agreed.

The two get married and, for three years have sex at least three times a week and never once did he ask her to turn over until one fateful night.

"Honey," he said almost begging, "do you think we can try something different tonight? You know, possibly maybe you could turn over just tonight?"

The girl could not believe her mother was right. "My mom told me you would ask this of me one day and I promised her that I would never ever let you turn me over.

The man was naturally disappointed and calmly asked his wife...

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5 comments:

puerileuwaite said...

This one KILLED me! Well played!

Scary Monster said...

Good stompin! Haven't heard that one in ages. Me version were with a Sea Capitain's daughter though.

Tee Hee.

littlebirdblue said...

ha ha.

Pink said...

ha! good one!

The Phantom said...

LOL.... That was a good idea scary!


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