Friday, June 08, 2007

Hey kids! Do you know what time it is?

Its Kanrei Friday ty-ty-time.
Its Kanrei Friday ty-ty-time.

Yes, that’s right. Its time for yet another installment of “Its Friday” here at the Lemming house. Oh how I wish I could write the name of the person annoying me so this week here on this blog, but I honestly do not want to give her any more Google hits than necessary. The nerve and balls on this chick are so infuriating though that it is hard not to bitch and complain about it. I mean she is supposed to be under house arrest yet has catering trucks coming to her home today for tonight’s party. And after she left prison early due to some vague “medical problem” that obviously was beyond the skills of the prison medical staff, but not serious enough to stand in the way of a good party.

Enough about the horse-faced whore and onto better things. I am in my last 24 hours of watching standard definition TV. Yes, that’s right. Tomorrow my new LCD HDTV is delivered. Happy birthday to me!

Now before you start accusing me of being in the same league as those I hate (spoiled rotten) it should be noted that I have saved up six years worth of birthday gifts to afford said present. This is not a usual gift for me. In fact, I hate spending money. I am more like Jack Benny than Par….almost typed the name.

For the comically challenged- Jack Benny was a radio and television comedian from the 30’s and 40’s best known for the running joke of was how cheap he was. The most famous of these famous jokes was when Jack got mugged.

Mugger- Your money or your life.

Benny- (says nothing)

Mugger- I said “your money or your life.”

Benny- I know, I’m thinking it over.

I hope everyone has a great weekend. Find those words gone wrong, write 5000 words, and pass the next level. I have faith in you.


littlebirdblue said...

Even I'm outraged by this media fluff bit, though. I mean, for once, this IS political! Socio-economic inequities blatantly displayed! The tyranny of wealth and power not even thinly disguised.

P.S.--I bet dollars to doughnuts her "undisclosed medical condition" is anorexia nervosa. It's a sympathy-getter without social stigma, but can be played like a trump card in the press.

sprinkle4 said...

I don't know if I would call her horse-faced. I think she looks more like a Borzoi;) But maybe that's how they're breeding them these days.

Kanrei said...

Hi Sprinkle and welcome to the Lemming House. I am not sure what a Borzoi is, but I am looking it up as we speak. I like the sound of that word over "horse", but you got to admit there is a nice flow to "horse-faced whore."

Serena Joy said...

Right on, LBB. It's revolting. Somebody ought to actually revolt.

Kan, enjoy your b-day present! Wow, saving six years for it. I'm impressed. You actually are one of the least spoiled people I know.:-)

RexZeitgeist said...

Paris is NOT 'getting over' as it were brother (god love him) got two DUI's inthe space of one month a few years ago....he served 25 days total and there were additional charges against him.....

Paris is not getting it easy.....

I am afraid she may commit suicide....