Friday, October 13, 2006

Paraskevidekatriaphobia Anyone? (A Very Special "It's Friday")

This is funny to me. Friday the 13th is a day that causes fear and stress in even the most rational of people. Friday is a day that causes fear and stress in me most weeks. Today is Friday the 13th and I am having a very good day.

I am currently sitting at my desk eating Chick-fil-a (my personal favorite of the fast foods) and listening to the Police while typing this. All my techs are confirmed and 99% of my work is done for the day. There is always that surprise 1% I don’t know about which is why I did not say I am done with everything today, but as of right now I am workless for the moment while still on the clock. Does it get any better than this?

If my boss is reading this I am actually swamped right now and that is why I cannot answer your calls. I am drowning right now and I will call you as soon as I get a moment to myself. In the meantime we sing:

My friend Jason has an axe
Blood and gore and guts
He puts it into people’s backs
Blood and gore and guts
With a “chop-chop” here
And a “chop-chop” there
Here a “chop”
There a “chop”
Everywhere a “chop-chop”
My friend Jason has an axe
Blood and gore and guts


My friend Jason has a knife
Blood and gore and guts
He used that thing all his life
Blood and gore and guts
With a “stab-stab” here
And a “jab-jab” there
Here a “stab”
There a “jab”
Everywhere a “stab-jab”
My friend Jason has a knife
Blood and gore and guts


My friend Jason has a machete
Blood and gore and guts
He likes to turn people into confetti
Blood and gore and guts
With a “slice dice” here
And a “slice dice” there
Here a “slice”
There a “dice”
My friend Jason has a machete
Blood and gore and guts


Happy Friday the 13th all you paraskevidekatriaphobics out there.

5 comments:

Serena Joy said...

I don't know what a parawhosit is; I hope I'm not one. LOL. And please, please keep Jason and his axe away from me. Aiieee!

I've actually decreed that Friday the 13ths are my lucky days. And true to form, this has been a good one. Well, except that I haven't found the notebook yet. Of course, I haven't looked very hard. LOL. But I have all night.

This is most excellent that you've sailed easily through your day. Happy 13th!

Kanrei said...

Paraskevidekatriaphobia is fear of Friday the 13th

RexZeitgiest said...

Chop Chop Chop....gotta love Jason Vorhees....


Alwasy liked Friday the 13th, but don't drive and drink tonight...the cops will be out in force.....

Kanrei said...

I love that picture of the many Jasons.

Serena Joy said...

I'm good to go, then -- no fear. I'd never say Chop-Chop in front of Jason, though.