Paraskevidekatriaphobia Anyone? (A Very Special "It's Friday")

This is funny to me. Friday the 13th is a day that causes fear and stress in even the most rational of people. Friday is a day that causes fear and stress in me most weeks. Today is Friday the 13th and I am having a very good day.

I am currently sitting at my desk eating Chick-fil-a (my personal favorite of the fast foods) and listening to the Police while typing this. All my techs are confirmed and 99% of my work is done for the day. There is always that surprise 1% I don’t know about which is why I did not say I am done with everything today, but as of right now I am workless for the moment while still on the clock. Does it get any better than this?

If my boss is reading this I am actually swamped right now and that is why I cannot answer your calls. I am drowning right now and I will call you as soon as I get a moment to myself. In the meantime we sing:

My friend Jason has an axe
Blood and gore and guts
He puts it into people’s backs
Blood and gore and guts
With a “chop-chop” here
And a “chop-chop” there
Here a “chop”
There a “chop”
Everywhere a “chop-chop”
My friend Jason has an axe
Blood and gore and guts


My friend Jason has a knife
Blood and gore and guts
He used that thing all his life
Blood and gore and guts
With a “stab-stab” here
And a “jab-jab” there
Here a “stab”
There a “jab”
Everywhere a “stab-jab”
My friend Jason has a knife
Blood and gore and guts


My friend Jason has a machete
Blood and gore and guts
He likes to turn people into confetti
Blood and gore and guts
With a “slice dice” here
And a “slice dice” there
Here a “slice”
There a “dice”
My friend Jason has a machete
Blood and gore and guts

Happy Friday the 13th all you paraskevidekatriaphobics out there.