Friday, March 28, 2008

Friday from the Gulag

Although Kanrei is still fired, the management has decided to allow him to post this week’s “It’s Friday” as an appeasement to our few remaining listeners. And now, Kanrei:

All the “ticks” and “tocks” have added up to yet another Friday that we can use to close the books on this week. This weekend will entail me staring out my sliding glass door at my newly laid patio that I cannot touch yet since the cement is not yet dry. It is teasing me since it looks so awesome, like a neighbor sunbathing in a bikini: you can look, but not touch and that makes looking all the more painful. I tend to keep my blinds closed so as not to tease myself too much.

Did I just compare a patio to a girl in a bikini? I need a date I think. Relax mom. Don’t get all “my son is ready to date again” happy just yet. Remember, this is a blog and many fleeting thoughts get caught here. That is probably just one of those stray ideas. If it sticks, then you can get excited.

So basically, have a great weekend and I will see you on Monday.


If this trend continues, expect mass firings of KHWL’s Board of Directors and a possible return of Kanrei. The employees of KHWL have their collective fingers crossed.

9 comments:

Your Mother said said...

Thank you for the fleeting moment though. Can't wait to see the patio

Serena Joy said...

I'm not your mom but, yeah, you need to start dating again. Girls will love the patio, by the way.:)

Rex Zeitgeist said...

Kan needed to start dating again about 4 years ago.

Kanrei said...

My G-d, what have I started? =P

Your mother said said...

I agree with Rex

mom said...

Gemini
May 21 - June 20
It could be that you have been losing faith in your dreams and fantasies lately, dear Gemini. Now is the time to refocus on what you want and move forward with confidence. You have done enough reflecting and reviewing. Now is the time to implement and create. Dream big and don't let others stand in the way of your progress. Today's shift may be subtle, but it should indicate smooth sailing for the next few weeks.
Virgo

Rex Zeitgeist said...

Kan's mom, I am in the same boat, so I can't talk much.....

your mother said said...

Rex, you too can read Brad's horoscope. Just do it get out there !

VE said...

Ok, I've got your next 25 dates lined up. They're all wonderful girls with good personalities...

No, I won't be that cruel.

Sorry I missed this on Friday. I was sick and then I went to the Springsteen concert. Never saw Bruce live before. Good show!