Friday, September 28, 2007

Kanrei's Imaginary House for the Improbable Trade

Welcome to Kanrei's Imaginary House for the Improbable Trade. We have everything from the fictional to the imaginary to the down right unreal here instock. The widest selection of thingies this side of the other one. Let's take a quick gander at what's on special today, shall we?

Ever watch a Roadrunner cartoon and feel envious of that little portable hole the Coyote had? Well, I am proud to announce the addition of Circular Nothings to our inventory. That's right my friends, act now and we can guarentee a shipment of Nothing to your door for a more than reasonable price; plus shipping and handling of course. “How much does it cost to handle nothing” you ask. More than you might think my friends, but what is a little handling between pals?

Ever wonder what the exact value for “X” really is, but can't be bothered with all that Algebra stuff? Me neither, so let's just move on.

We have biscuits! We have biscuits! Rubber biscuits! Flour biscuits! Raw biscuits! Raisin Oat Blueberry Cinnamon Banana biscuits! Bubblegum biscuits! Godzilla biscuits, but no Godzooki biscuits. We must draw an imaginary line somewhere and we arbitrarily choose there. Oh, and butter costs extra, but what's a little butter between friends really?

Act now while supplies last. We are from Florida, so we have a very limited imagination. Lemmings get a free gift with purchases of $50 or less.

11 comments:

Serena Joy said...

Let me know when you get the Godzooki biscuits in. I'll gladly pay S&H for a dozen. And extra for the butter, and extra-extra if it's melted. I really, really want the free lemming gift. I devoutly hope it's rubber and in the poultry field.:)

Kanrei said...

You would ask for the one thing I say we don't stock =P

Camille Alexa said...

I am proud to announce the addition of Circular Nothings to our inventory.

You know: for kids!

Nessa said...

I'm spending less than $50. What my free gift?

ThatGreenyFlower said...

Oh, I am so PSYCHED!!! I want a Godzilla biscuit, four circular Nothings, and ...hell, am I over the $50 cutoff?

Kanrei said...

There is a small problem with the free gift. You see, S&H starts at $49.99 so the minute you place an order you are over the $50 cut off for the free gift.

On the bright side, we have added an Abstract Neo-Political Super Manifest Destiny to our ever expanding inventory. That's something I suppose.

Roxan said...

I'll wait for the "Hard as a brick" biscuits. I'll need at least 2 dozen to chuck at people.

Scary Monster said...

If Me orders some of them nothings are batteries included?

STOMP.

Kanrei said...

SM,
I promise you that everything you need to get nothing to work will be included at no extra cost.

VE said...

Hillarious Kan!

But I have to point out that if you have a little butter between friends, they better be REALLY good friends and frankly, that's just too much information! La la la la la.

Kanrei said...

Praise from Caesar