Now I can either post my intended post (and sort of copy him and fail in comparison) or come up with something new. Well, I am lazy and not that creative so here is my post idea for the day with today's fresh original posting beneath.
PS- VE wrote a Britney Spears Clash song that is great. Go to his site. It is on the right hand side.
I get bored in movies sometimes and start thinking up my own plot.
28 Days Later- Sandra Bullock plays a newspaper columnist forced to enter a rehab facility only to find the world overtaken by zombies upon her release.
28 Weeks Later- Sandra Bullock is back on the sauce and pregnant with a zombie biker's child.
The Resident Evil Trilogy:
Resident Evil- The true story of the Minutemen and their defense of the US border
Resident Evil: Armageddon- The Minutemen get a hold of nukes and decide to teach those "wetbacks" a lesson.
Resident Evil: Extinction- After making the US free from non-Resident aliens, the real horror begins as those jobs Americans won't do go undone and society breaks down.
Blair Witch Project- Something about Tony Blair's wife I think. Have you ever seen her? Me either.
Nightmare on Elm Street- Bush's economy comes to a neighborhood near you as home after home is foreclosed.
An American Werewolf in London- Madonna? OK, that one scares me too.
An American Werewolf in Paris- Madonna finds herself in a Hilton home por...I mean movie. The novelization will be sold in tinfoil wrapping for $50 and subtitled "Sex II: Electric Boogaloo"
Saw IV- people get trapped in a movie theater showing Saw I,II, and III and they must saw off their own feet to get out before the movie ends and their good taste is ruined forever. I have not seen this one yet, but do I really need to?
To end today, I will post a parody I wrote about Gay marriage.
To the tune of "Bandstand Boogie" by Barry Manilow
For the tune:
It just won't go away
Is giving rights to gays
We need an amendment
We're gonna have to change
They screwed the whole thing up
And now George Bush
You know he's had enough
He wants an amendment
He wants to make it tough
Can you believe people think there's freedom in the Constitution