Thursday, July 27, 2006
All Important Fly War Update
Because I know you could not sleep until you knew
Today was not a good day to be a fly. I cannot tell you how many lost their lives today because the damn things kept getting back up after being hit. I can tell you I hit a fly well over a hundred times today, but it could have been ten flies for all I know being hit ten times each. Strong buggers.
Did you know flies have red blood? I mean quite a bit of red blood. I never really thought about it before, but was shocked to see the red smears on my wall after a particularly good hit. I wonder if they screamed. I know they were getting pissed at me because a few would actually try and come after me if I missed. It was really weird. Most of the flies would fly away when I swung and missed, but a few actually tried to do something back. I am not sure what they thought they were going to do.
I tore my house apart as well and the cause of the fly attack of 2006 is still a mystery. There were no dead animals (I have two cats so it was possible), no food, no waste, no garbage, no standing water, no demonic voices. I suppose hallucination is still an option.
Part One of the Horror