Monday, November 27, 2006

Oops, There's No News Again

There is nothing out there today in the world of news. I mean there are stories being reported as news, but very little of it contains any real “news.” I expected to be overwhelmed after my four day news break, but it seems that the news was the one taking a break and not me.

All I can see today are predictions and opinion again. The most dominate story I can find is that Britney Spears has taken to the flash-friendly poses her peers use ever since she began dating Princess Diana Monroe. Yes, the B-Spear has begun hanging out with your favorite and mine, Paris Hilton and is taking lessons in Public Image Tarnishing.

Can the ex-Disney ex-Pop Starlet really do anything to further tarnish her “Toxic” image? She sang “Hit Me Baby One More Time” in a Catholic School girl’s uniform. She teased her breasts more than her tiny cups were worth and then hid the upgrades. She married a back-up dancer with two kids only to file for divorce after giving him two more. Can she really damage that image? Yes, yes she can. The newly soon-to-be single mom has thus far shown off her ample paid for uppers and a quick flash of her coverless lower. The student has caught up with the master and Britney Spears’ return to top searched celebrity status has begun.

I have yet to see the photos and am not really sure I particularly want to. She is in fishnets so that is something, but it is also Britney Spears countering that point. Seeing the good girl B-Spear nude would have been great, but seeing a white trash trailer park refugee’s naughty parts is just not that special. The quintessential “been there/ done that” moment if ever there was one. I mean I used to date a stripper in college.

No, her fantasy girl days are long behind her and no amount of public flashing will help save her. She quit at the high point of her career and the music scene passed her by without a second thought. Her best bet is to take the Vegas deal before they come to their senses and realize that teenage girls are not going to pay enough to support giving her a show there. When the options are gambling, Celine Dion, Prince, Siegfried and Roy, Cirque de Sol, or Britney Spears I cannot see her winning out unless everything else is sold out.

Real News soon I hope. Come on politicians and do something stupid for me. I don’t care what party you are part of. Just give me something.

7 comments:

RexZeitgiest said...

Thanks for the update Kan...I did not know about the new pics....I am feverishly googling as we 'speak'......

Serena Joy said...

Please don't tell me what key words you use to Google. I don't want to see those pix. {barf}

Who killed the Russian guy? There's some news to look into. :)

Kanrei said...

Russian guy, eh? He probably either poisoned himself or assumed it was Putin who did it. Not really sure.

Serena Joy said...

Why would he knowingly ingest something so deadly poison, though? Putin projects such a benevolent image, but what if?

Kanrei said...

For this reason. He dies casting blame that cannot be unproven on the man he has devoted his life to destroying. After the journalist (who probably was killed) died he got this idea. Putin shoots. Poison takes too long, but it is long enough for him to talk to the press before he goes.

RexZeitgiest said...

Putin did it....or ordered it done...I have zero doubt....Russian leaders will stop at nothing to keep power, remember a few years ago when Yeltsin shelled parliment?.....

Nuclear Poison is small time stuff for these guys...

Steve G said...

Do what the news people do...make it up.