How I See the Parties Today: A Two Act Play

Act 1: The Democrats

Lib1: This should be changed.


Lib2: Yes, it should be bigger.


Lib1: No, smaller.


Lib3: And blue.


Lib1 and 2: Blue? Green!


Lib1: and smaller.


Lib2: No, bigger.


Lib3: Whatever Bushlover.


Lib1: I voted for Kerry.


Lib2: Sure you did. Nobody who wants smaller voted for Kerry.


Lib3: Nobody who wants Green did either.



Act 2: The Republicans

Con1: This must not be changed


Con2: No.


Con3: And we should screw someone at the same time.


Con1: Agreed.


Con2: Male or female?


Con 1 and 3: WHAT?


Con2: Just kidding. Don't fags suck? I think I need to form a committee against them.