Um......yeah?

Some people call me the Wayward Lemming
Some call me the Kanrei of Shame
Some people call me Bradley
But I ignore them, cause that ain’t my name
Just stop short of the last three letters
And you will get it right, get it right
Cause my mother named me only Brad
Felt “ley” or “ford” would cause her fright

I’m a ranter
I’m a raver
I’m a point spread shaver
Not really, but I needed a rhyme
I’m a blogger
Not a logger
And I can’t play Frogger
But I still try all the time

People don’t blog about me baby
Say I’m spelling everything wrong (everything wrong)
But don’t worry baby no don’t worry
Cause no one sees a word I place on this blog

I’m a ranter
I’m a raver
I’m a point spread shaver
Not really, but I needed a rhyme
I’m a blogger
Not a logger
And I can’t play Frogger
But I still try all the time
WOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!