Thursday, November 01, 2007

It's Friday....NO! It's Thursday and It's The "No Update" Update

Although this is the official “No Update”, this is not a negative posting I promise. It is only called the “No Update” because I am going to tell you that I had NO Trick-or-Treaters last night and to explain why there will be NO Friday update tomorrow. I also kNOw you are dying to kNOw.

First- I had NO freeloaders in disguise a-knock-knock-knocking on my door last night. It was Halloween, wasn’t it? Do kids today still “do” Halloween or have the religious extremists done away with one of the last few fun holidays we have left?

Think about it, Christmastime isn’t fun any more ever since certain people took saying “Happy Holidays” as a personal affront to their chosen faith as if only one faith celebrates during the winter. Last time I checked pretty much everyone has some major holiday that comes around in December so "Happy Holidays" seems much more accurate, inclusive to me, but what do I know? I am one of those imperfect Jews after all. Just ask Ann Coulter about that =D.

Secondly, there will be NO “It’s Friday” this week sadly unless this counts. It is Friday for Scary Monster so maybe it does. I am having some oral surgery on Friday morning and I really don’t foresee myself being up for blogging in the post-op. Never fear or worry (I am doing enough for us all) because this is a simple and small operation to remove some excess gum tissue I have.

I have had this procedure before and probably will many more times in my life so there really is no need to worry. It has already been tested for cancer; it is just the way my gums grow and I could choose to do nothing if I don’t mind losing some teeth one day. I like my teeth. Chewing is a great.

Thirdly, you have NO reason to worry about me at all. I am thinking much more clearly now that the full moon has gone away.

I can’t believe how many people still don’t believe in the connection between the full moon and our moods. We are 70% water after all and the moon does have an effect on tides so it is rather shortsighted and illogical to not believe that we are not also affected by the full moon. Of course, people still think of humans and animals as different creatures and they talk about alcohol, tobacco, and drugs as if those are different things so I really should not be that surprised. The human being’s ability for hypocrisy knows no bounds it seems.

Happy weekend early and I will try to update on Saturday or Sunday just in case you worried even though I said you shouldn’t. Lemmings never listen.

7 comments:

Nessa said...

NO fair NOt posting a NOte on Friday. NO one should be allowed do do that if you kNOw what I mean.

We only had about 20 trick or treaters, but they were cute.

Hope your gums fair well.

Happy Holidays.

Kanrei said...

I will try my best I promise =D

VE said...

I had 105 trick or treaters, down from my peak of 201.

And I think you should post during your post-op. Could be very interesting!

Serena Joy said...

I agree with VE. If they give you drugs, POST!:-)

ThatGreenyFlower said...

Do you believe that I had 2 uncostumed teenagers come to the door with their sort-of-dressed-up MOTHER to trick or treat? They all asked for candy! I was shocked. Too shocked to tell them to get their lazy asses off my porch and down to the Kroger where they could buy their own damn candy.

Good luck on the gums, and happy chewing!

P.S. I actually like saying "Happy Holidays" because there are so many holidays in the late fall/early winter that it only makes sense to encapsulate them all with one sincere expression. I can't understand why people get their knickers in a knot about that expression.

Camille Alexa said...

I HAD ZERO T-OR-TERS TOO!!! I thought it was bizarre.

Scary Monster said...

Me went trick or treating and got no candy whatsoever. Two people threw water on me and one other called the cops! Will someone please explain Halloween to the Japanese. Theve already got Christmas tress up fer chrissake!


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