Wednesday, October 12, 2011

To the Tune of "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer"

Grandma got flattened by a sky dive
Jumping out of a plane Christmas eve
You can say she her last words were "Geronimo!"
But as for me and Grandpa, we just grieve.


She was watching Patrick Swayze
And Keanu in Point Break
And during the sky diving sequence
A very bad decision did she make


She called for an appointment
And she took the proper class
But she had a senior moment
Jumped out, forgot her name
And lost her ass


Grandma got flattened by a sky dive
Jumping out of a plane Christmas eve
You can say she her last words were "Geronimo!"
But as for me and Grandpa, we just grieve.

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