No seriously, which is which?
There once was a woman named Palin
Who wanted to learn how to rhyme
She spent every moment studying
And invested every nickel
She worked all day and night long on her poem
A symbol of all she stood for
And her words flew from her mind down through her pen
And she wrote until she could write no other words
She was proud of her poem as she presented it
To the members of the fine GOP
"I hope this shows I am ready to serve
And you elect me to the Highest Office."