Monday, July 06, 2009

To the Tune of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

What are you gonna do now?
Did you even have a plan?
You should have stayed out of the spotlight
You should have listened to that old man

Now the GOP needs a replacement
They pinned all their hopes on you
A faulty vision, yes I know
But now the GOP stuck singing the blues

So goodbye Sarah Palin
What will the dogs of the media do now
You always gave a great punchline
You Political Circus Clown

Back to the obscurity of Wasilla
Back to plan your next day
You have finally found your future lies
In the Alaskan PTA

-OR to the tune of "Candle in the Wind"

And can't you see
You ran your race
Like a plastic bag in the wind
Blowing about randomly when the pain came in

I would have voted for you
But you are too stupid
Your relevancy running out long before
Your ego ever did


Serena said...

Perhaps you should take up songwriting. These are very good! And I do without a doubt echo your sentiments.:)

nanc said...

paul ryan in 2012!

wtg, weird al kanrei.

Kanrei said...

Thanks you two and SJ! HI!

your mother said...

even your mother liked it there is a hidden talent there somewhere

VE said...

Love me a good parody...nice!

Anonymous said...

hi... just dropping by!

Anonymous said...

hi... just dropping by!