To the Tune of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

What are you gonna do now?
Did you even have a plan?
You should have stayed out of the spotlight
You should have listened to that old man

Now the GOP needs a replacement
They pinned all their hopes on you
A faulty vision, yes I know
But now the GOP stuck singing the blues

So goodbye Sarah Palin
What will the dogs of the media do now
You always gave a great punchline
You Political Circus Clown

Back to the obscurity of Wasilla
Back to plan your next day
You have finally found your future lies
In the Alaskan PTA


-OR to the tune of "Candle in the Wind"


And can't you see
You ran your race
Like a plastic bag in the wind
Blowing about randomly when the pain came in


I would have voted for you
But you are too stupid
Your relevancy running out long before
Your ego ever did