In honor of Obama Elementary school opening up, I have decided to list some other places we really need opened and soon. Most are funny; some are stupid; and some are in really poor taste:
The Don Rumsfeld Center for Strategic Planning
The Florida School of Counting
The Newt Gingrich Fidelity Center
The Rush Limbaugh Institute of Drug Research
The Dr Laura Race-relations Outreach
Dan Quayle Airporte
George H W Bush High- Read my Lips: NO NEW GRADUATES
Clinton University- ask about our internships!
George W Bush College- Our sports teams suck, but boy can we cheer!
The Gerald Ford Gymnastics team.
George W Bush International Airport: planes take off for Saudi Arabia but end up in Iraq.
Billy Carter Rehab facility
Bristol Palin Abstinence center
Ronald Reagan Memory Center
The George Bush College of Pronuncication and Speechifying.
New...the Monica Lewisky Cigar Humidifier!
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