Rejected!

They turned down my piece, but sent me an email explaining why and gave me the option to resubmit. The political editor added some jokes to it that actually work quite well and flesh out the joke I was going for much better than I did. I am going to now rewrite it using his ideas, but with my humor, and do exactly that, so you will have to wait a little longer for the mystery post. I am sorry, but you deserve the best I can offer and that was apparently not it.