Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Kanrei Sloth Diet

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Yes my friends, it can. By simply "doing nothing," I promise you those unwanted pounds of muscle will just slowly fade into fat. And remember kids, fat weighs less than muscle.

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1 comment:

nanc said...

LMBO!

before 50, i could eat 3000 calories a day and stay around 125 - after 50 and if i look at the photos of food in my cookbooks i GAIN five pounds!