Friday from the Gulag

Although Kanrei is still fired, the management has decided to allow him to post this week’s “It’s Friday” as an appeasement to our few remaining listeners. And now, Kanrei:

All the “ticks” and “tocks” have added up to yet another Friday that we can use to close the books on this week. This weekend will entail me staring out my sliding glass door at my newly laid patio that I cannot touch yet since the cement is not yet dry. It is teasing me since it looks so awesome, like a neighbor sunbathing in a bikini: you can look, but not touch and that makes looking all the more painful. I tend to keep my blinds closed so as not to tease myself too much.

Did I just compare a patio to a girl in a bikini? I need a date I think. Relax mom. Don’t get all “my son is ready to date again” happy just yet. Remember, this is a blog and many fleeting thoughts get caught here. That is probably just one of those stray ideas. If it sticks, then you can get excited.

So basically, have a great weekend and I will see you on Monday.

If this trend continues, expect mass firings of KHWL’s Board of Directors and a possible return of Kanrei. The employees of KHWL have their collective fingers crossed.