If you think you are having a bad day, just repeat to yourself “I could be Jason Green. I could be Jason Green.” I guarantee you that he would trade any day you are having today for the day he had on Tuesday. Who is Jason Green?
Well, he is a man who lives in Australia and no, that is not the reason for his having a bad day. It is not even that, while collecting crocodile eggs for a Croc-Farm he works for, he was attacked by a crocodile. No, the reason he is having a bad day is because, while being rescued from the attack by the crocodile he was shot in his right arm by his friend/ savior. He will live although there is no word if the same can be said of the crocodile. Story is here.
I only hope (I know it is a morbid hope) that the crocodile was attacking his right arm at the time. If not, then this poor guy's day is even worse. What do you complain about first: the pain from the croc-bite on your left arm or the gunshot wound on your right?
6 comments:
My day so far has been one bit of lovliness after another, but I must say, I have not been biten or shot, so I guess I'm ahead of the game.
My day so far has been one bit of lovliness after another, but I must say, I have not been biten or shot, so I guess I'm ahead of the game.
And there's further proof of how my day is going. You feel bad for me, don't you?
LOL! Poor Nessa. My day has been slow and boring, but not painful.
My day has sucked...yes sucked. Even mother's can have bad days but you are right....his day was worse...thank you for pointing that out for me..You are such a good son..
PS Some Phish guy is in jail
I figure that any day you don't get shot or have your arm chewed off by a crocodile has to be a pretty good day. Yes, this will be object lesson for me on keeping it all in perspective. Merci.:)
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