Friday, June 27, 2008

The Friday Enema

Friday. I went to McDonald’s and had a homeless guy say to me “Smiles in an unsmiling world” as I passed by him to my car. I do tend to walk through life with a pretty much constant smile on my face, but that is not to say I am a happy person; rather that I just tend to see the subliminal joke in most situations that the average person is too busy to notice. And yes, every situation in life does contain a subliminal joke designed solely for the entertainment of the supreme deity of your choosing, this deity being the only real choice you have in life. All other events are dictated by the character the deity has written for you and the situations that deity decides to place you in.

Why reality television? Because we are all made in the supreme deity’s image and this deity loves reality television. Our lives and every facet of them are the reality shows they watch. Each of us is another channel they can view because, let’s face it, omnipotence has got to be boring. That explains the slightly free will we have been cursed with. I call it only slightly free will because the choices we make are usually already dictated by the person we are. For example, people who know me know that I would never ever kill another human being in any situation ever. This is because of who I am and how I was raised. I could never choose to kill someone, no matter the reasons. Do I have free will? Sure. Is there room for drama if say someone is not that familiar with my character? Absolutely.

Why did we watch “Growing Pains?” We knew Mike Seaver was not going to cheat on that test he had at the end of the episode, but we did not know how we was going to avoid cheating and therefore watched. Our chosen supreme deity watches over us for the same reasons: morbid curiosity of how we will end up where they already know where we will be.

That mental enema I had at lunch really seems to have worked. How could all that crap have been stuck in my lower cerebellum? No wonder rational thought had such a difficult time coming out. I hope this means I will have a logical weekend, as I hope you will as well.

Watch out for cliffs and clavens.

8 comments:

Ed & Jeanne said...

I don't know about free will but I have free wall. I can put up whatever picture on it I damn well please! (well, as long as the girlfriend approves of course)

Unknown said...

So that means you don't even have free wall, just the freedom to either upset your girlfriend or give in to her taste. Perhaps you did not even choose your girlfriend, but rather she chose you. =P

Rex Zeitgeist said...

Just joking Kan.

Unknown said...

Rex,
Great to see you back again. I hope everything is going great for you. I knew it was a joke, and I found it really funny actually. Made me laugh.

Rex Zeitgeist said...

I'm doing Kan, just living the quiet life of a financial advisor/blogger.

OH, and devil incarnate @ a blog we don't frequent anymore, there's that.

Hahahahahaha.....those poor kids will never get over me....


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How goes the writing career?

Unknown said...

Work has stepped in and blocked my career as a writer. We are going through a rebuilding phase right now. Still bugging the.....OThers? Tisk tisk, but I am sure you are having a blast with the Obama people there. I have not looked, but already know they are Obama-ites. I think you and I probably agree about him mostly.

Anonymous said...

but your mother DOES NOT agree, right?

Rex Zeitgeist said...

I don't even go there Kan, they're just insane.

I'm none to fond of either canidate.