Yesterday you said something dumb
It caused us all to have a little fun
Making light of the dumb things you say
I can't wait till election day
Don't
Stop
The GOP debating
Don't
Stop
Election day's almost here
It will be here before we are done
And Obama still won
Obama still won
If you think you may have a clue
Well we can't tell by the stupid things you do
Herman Cain and Michelle Bachmann
I suppose you want Barack Obama again
Don't
Stop
The GOP debating
Don't
Stop
Election day's almost here
It will be here before we are done
And Obama still won
Obama still won
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Warning: Those Day Ahead
Today is a those day. I can feel it, can you? I could tell by the endless stream of commuters who refused me access to the far left lane none of them were using that today was certainly a those day.
Personally, I prefer THESE! days. THESE! is such a friendly and inviting word. Would you prefer THESE! or those? Always THESE!, right? THESE! are eager and ready to help! those are distant and require you to work for them. Think about it: have you ever said those with any eagerness? You mean I get those reeks of disappointment. I can have THESE! drips with excitement!
Stay indoors today and cover your head; crawl in the sheets and call it a day. Today is a those day.
Personally, I prefer THESE! days. THESE! is such a friendly and inviting word. Would you prefer THESE! or those? Always THESE!, right? THESE! are eager and ready to help! those are distant and require you to work for them. Think about it: have you ever said those with any eagerness? You mean I get those reeks of disappointment. I can have THESE! drips with excitement!
Stay indoors today and cover your head; crawl in the sheets and call it a day. Today is a those day.
Monday, January 23, 2012
Obama's First Term in a Single Photo: Both Pro and Con
I seriously like this photo. I really think it sums his first term up so perfectly
Pro-Obama:
It is a great photo.
He looks strong in it.
He is leaning Left.
Anti-Obama:
It is a photo of the TelePrompTer with him inside of it.
He is transparent in the photo.
It is a reflection leaning left, so he really is leaning Right
You can put your own value to it and be correct.
Pro-Obama:
It is a great photo.
He looks strong in it.
He is leaning Left.
Anti-Obama:
It is a photo of the TelePrompTer with him inside of it.
He is transparent in the photo.
It is a reflection leaning left, so he really is leaning Right
You can put your own value to it and be correct.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Copy of Email Sent to Sen Bill Nelson
You must vote against this. Voting for NDAA was pretty bad, but if you vote for this as well I will have no choice but to support any opponent this fall in your bid for re-election. Freedom is the most sacred of all American attributes and any attempt to limit them is an affront to us all.
While I am sure your intent with this bill was noble, as usual the putting of it into practice is troublesome and the wording of the bill leaves too much open to future government officials who may see it a different way and use it for nefarious purposes.
It is always better to side with more freedom rather than less. The risks of SOPA being abused in the future is too great to allow a bill like this to be passed.
Please vote against it. I voted for you before and would very much like to do so again. I cannot vote for anyone who votes against freedom.
While I am sure your intent with this bill was noble, as usual the putting of it into practice is troublesome and the wording of the bill leaves too much open to future government officials who may see it a different way and use it for nefarious purposes.
It is always better to side with more freedom rather than less. The risks of SOPA being abused in the future is too great to allow a bill like this to be passed.
Please vote against it. I voted for you before and would very much like to do so again. I cannot vote for anyone who votes against freedom.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Heaven Announces Candidate for 2012 Election
*News Release*
Date: 1/16/12
Time: 11:18am EST
G-d Declares His Candidacy and Plans to QB Super bowl.
Tired of hearing about how he supports this candidate or this team, G-d has decided to end "all this stupid mortal nonsense" and seek the office of the President once and for all for himself. He said at a recent press conference: If you want me to solve your problems, I will solve them my way.
His platform includes, but is not limited to:
1. Earth flooding
2. First born killing
3. Insect plagues
4. Extending of the Bush Tax Cuts for two more years
5. Rib removal
Opponents have sighted G-d's omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence as unfair advantages and are seeking Campaign Supernatural Reform prior to his declaration.
Given his ability to exist in both the past and future, it is generally believed that by declaring his candidacy, G-d has in fact already won the Nov 2012 election that has yet to happen for the rest of us.
Date: 1/16/12
Time: 11:18am EST
G-d Declares His Candidacy and Plans to QB Super bowl.
Tired of hearing about how he supports this candidate or this team, G-d has decided to end "all this stupid mortal nonsense" and seek the office of the President once and for all for himself. He said at a recent press conference: If you want me to solve your problems, I will solve them my way.
His platform includes, but is not limited to:
1. Earth flooding
2. First born killing
3. Insect plagues
4. Extending of the Bush Tax Cuts for two more years
5. Rib removal
Opponents have sighted G-d's omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence as unfair advantages and are seeking Campaign Supernatural Reform prior to his declaration.
Given his ability to exist in both the past and future, it is generally believed that by declaring his candidacy, G-d has in fact already won the Nov 2012 election that has yet to happen for the rest of us.
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