3D UNDERWATER NAKED BALLET
You haven't left for the theater yet? Tough crowd. OK. How about this:
The movie starts with Richard Dreyfuss dressed as he was in 1975's JAWS, singing "Show Me the Way to Go Home," while drinking Amity Beer in the middle of water.
Still here? I didn't think so.
Go turn off your mind and have a great time full of gratuitous 3D breasts, random detached body parts, and killer fish. It was a blast and I will probably go again very soon.